Boys Love Girls

So the story goes

You Stole My Heart

My heart is not free....and it's not for sale......it must be stolen!!!!!

More or Less

The more I live

The less dying bothers me

The more I breath.

The less I want to

The more I see

The less I believe in miracles.

The more the sun rises

The more honest the darkness seems

Billions in favors......

Word of The Moment - Insouciant

insouciant

1.
Marked by lighthearted unconcern or indifference; carefree; nonchalant.

Your a Super Star!!!!!!!!!

Hollywood Video Diary #2 - Ryan Seacrest is Awesome!!!

Maintaining The Corpse

Vanity is so important these days. I mean,in this job market,a few gray hairs could be all it takes to disueade a potential job prospect.

It's a messy job that takes place behind closed doors. A proper regime for a man should include:

1: Mani & Pedi every two weeks. Self administered is fine. As long as it gets done.

2. Hair color as necessary. If you've got gray.....It's necessary.

3. Man-scaping. Full body. Hair is unflattering anywhere but the head.

4. Tanning as needed.

5. A great skin care/exfoliation regime. Learn it. Love it.

Why? Why?

The ingredients of today.

1. I was used for sex (Which made me realize....sex without emotion....is just a sticky mess.)

2. I swam in the Atlantic and stepped on a live sand dollar. (I haven't screamed like that since grade school.)

3. I talked to my mother on the phone. (My niece got bangs and can't stop looking at herself in the mirror.)